The Official UC Merced Purity Test

The first ever UC Merced Purity Test. Serving as a way for students to bond and track their experiences throughout their time at the University of California, Merced. It's a voluntary opportunity for students to reflect on their unique university journey.

Caution: This is not a bucket list. You are beyond cooked if you complete all the items on this list.

1. Current student at UC Merced?
2. Thought about dropping out of school?
3. Pulled an all-nighter at the library?
4. Taken a nap in a campus building?
5. Attended a party off-campus?
6. Got stuck waiting for the CatTracks bus?
7. Had a meal at the Pavilion?
8. Bought something from the snack shop?
9. Had a meal at the DC?
10. Bought something from the Lantern Cafe?
11. Gotten lost in the Sierra Terraces?
12. Walked through the Vernal Pools?
13. Had a geese encounter?
14. Used the Lantern Cafe as a study spot?
15. Had to deal with Merced’s extreme weather?
16. Attended a campus event for free food?
17. Been to Lake Yosemite?
18. Gotten a ticket in the UC Merced parking lot?
19. Pulled an all-nighter before finals?
20. Sat through an 8 a.m. class half-asleep?
21. Skipped a class to sleep in?
22. Had an awkward group project experience?
23. Got a bad grade and blamed the professor?
24. Used RateMyProfessor to pick your classes?
25. Had an emotional breakdown over school?
26. Had a breakdown in the library?
27. Used a meal swipe just for coffee?
28. Went to the gym and left without working out?
29. Watched Netflix in class?
30. Lost track of time at UC Merced's library?
31. Spent way too much money on boba?
32. Gone to a club meeting just for the free food?
33. Gotten stuck into a group chat you didn't want to be in?
34. Tried to transfer out of UC Merced?
35. Gotten lost on campus as a freshman?
36. Had a roommate horror story?
37. Attended a UC Merced sporting event?
38. Been to a frat party?
39. Pulled a prank on a roommate?
40. Ordered DoorDash to the library?
41. Had a crush on a professor?
42. Had a crush on a TA?
43. Had a crush on a classmate?
44. Failed a class?
45. Gotten locked out of your dorm?
46. Studied all night for a test and failed?
47. Walked around campus at 3 a.m.?
48. Seen a wild animal on campus?
49. Attended a UC Merced career fair?
50. Had a late-night heart-to-heart with a friend?
51. Been stuck in a campus elevetor?
52. Eaten ramen for three days straight?
53. Thought about dropping out multiple times?
54. Been asked for your student ID and didn't have it?
55. Hooked up with someone in your dorms?
56. Had a academic dishonesty experience?
57. Had a class in COB1?
58. Had a class in COB2?
59. Kicked your roommate out for the night?
60. Had a roommate kick you out for the night?
61. Had a roommate move out mid-semester?
62. Had a fire alarm go off in your building?
63. Had a fire alarm go off in your building at 3 a.m.?
64. Had random people knocking on your door at 3 a.m.?
65. Had a roommate who never left the room?
66. Had a roommate who was never in the room?
67. Made out in a campus building?
68. Had a one night stand with another student?
69. Kissed someone you just met at a party?
70. Played a drinking game?
71. Gotten a hickey from someone on campus?
72. Made out in the library?
73. Hooked up with a classmate and still had to work on a project together?
74. Used a public campus bathroom for something other than its intended purpose?
75. Hooked up in a parked car on campus?
76. Used a lecture hall when it was empty for "extracurricular activities"?
77. Made out with more than one person in a single night?
78. Hooked up with someone you met at a party?
79. Hooked up with someone while your roommate was in the room?
80. Had sex in a lounge?
81. Hooked up with someone while your roommate was asleep?
82. Been posted on UCM Confessions?
83. Had your first alcoholic drink at UC Merced?
84. Bought alcohol for someone who was underage?
85. Bought alcohol with a fake ID?
86. Have a fake ID?
87. Been drunk on campus?
88. Pre-gamed too hard and never made it to the party?
89. Been to a party and not remembered how you got home?
90. Walked home drunk from a party?
91. Had a hangover in class?
92. Had a hangover during a final?
93. Been carried home after a night out?
94. Blacked out and didn't remember the night before?
95. Called or texted someone you shouldn't have while drunk?
96. Thrown up in a public place?
97. Got drunk on a weekday before class?
99. Gotten questioned by campus police?
100. Been detained, but not arrested, by campus police?